back in november 2010, (soon to be dead man) Craig Rowan tested the internets by placing a video on YouTube asking for one million dollars, no strings attached. well today it looks as though his wish was granted… he will be receiving a check on february 2nd by a (now) fellow millionaire, (known only as ‘Benjamin’), in front of a live audience at the UCB theatre in New York City. so congratulations Craig, (read: fuck you Craig!) you put your faith into the hands of the mighty and all-powerful world-wide-web and it actually paid off. so now that you’ve proven just how powerful this series of tubes really is, i think it’s time i give it a try. of course it’s not money i want, no. i have something special in mind… oh lord internets, i do not ask for much. my plea is selfless and truly for the greater good of all man kind. all that i ask for is that you make Boxxy disappear forever. i don’t care what happens to her, or where she ends up,  just please, please, please, make her go away! thank you.

and now we wait…

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