apparently there were two different fire hydrant gushers happening simultaneously this morning, one in downtown san francisco, and the other across the bay in downtown berkeley. both bursts occurred during the same time, on the same day, and in the same respective neighborhoods. now there’s two types of people in this world. the first type would see this event as nothing more than a mere coincidence bound to happen at some point in time given the number of fire hydrants x the amount of FAIL in any specific location. but the other type, our second type, (i.e. dreamers, mystics, and drug users), would see this odd occurrence as some sort of thought-provoking sign, a “happening” if you will. personally, i like to view both sides of the spectrum, and so i often see the plausibility in each perspective. with that being said, the circumstances of this mornings events did leave me with one gnawing factor to resolve within my own mind… just how many people are having an orgasm at any one particular point in time?

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