the ultimate bike lock… whee! just look at it go! this has to be the greatest thing for bicycles since the invention of the wheel. of course, only zee germans would create something so useful and then not make it readily available to the rest of the world. they even went so far as to create an “online shop” for it, (entirely in german…), where instead of selling the finished product for a handsome sum, they only offer bits and pieces of it for sale as well as a short video, (again in german!), of how they made it. i mean c’mon germany! how is capitalism ever supposed to work when you guys can’t get with the program? diy… diy diaf.