just thinking about riding around on a fixed-gear bicycle anywhere in the bay area is exhausting to me, and yet still i must admit, i have thought about stealing one from time to time. what can i say, fixed-gears are like the Scarlett Johansson of the bicycle world… they look great, are well built, and ridden by dickheads everywhere. enter the Urban Outfitters Bike Shop, a great place to pretend you have a fix-gear of your own, (it’s like playing with paper dolls, not that i know anything about that…) there you can customize the hipster bike of your dreams by mixing and matching various color options, and if you really like what you see, you can pick one up for about $400, (although i can not in good conscience ever recommend buying anything from urban outfitters, i mean, it’s kind of like their laughing at you… besides, buy local!) *mad robot leg strength not included.

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