just look at this cool ass fucking jacket. that’s right, take a good long look. its just standing there, all chill, like there’s an invisible man inside. and its kind of like in mid-stride walking your way. its all, “hey. everything is cool. its just me, the awesome grey jacket you saw online. yeah. i’m all grey and nice and stuff. you know, i would look so cool on you. we would look so cool together”. yeah, what a great jacket. i mean, what a great fucking jacket! it’s just so cool. so cool, and so nice, and so smart. just look at it! fuck! and i wasn’t even going to say anything, but it even has corduroy elbow patches. wow huh?  yeah… what a great fucking jacket.

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